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Borat
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For those of you who do not know who Borat is we can help. Borat Sagdiyev was born in 1972 in Kazakhstan. If you have never heard of Kazakhstan it is located in what is called Eurasia, to better explain it borders Russia. Borat’s family tree is interesting to say the least. He is the son of a common woman named Asimbala and a man they call Boltok the Rapist.
He married and divorced a woman named Oksana who was the daughter of Mariam Tulyakbay and Boltok the Raptist, the same man who fathered him. He has a sister named Natalya, she has her own claim to fame, and she has boasted to many that she is the top four best prostitutes in Kazakhstan. Borat has been known on occasion to have slept with his sister. He also has a younger brother named Bilo, who is mentally challenged and maybe better off for it.
According to authorities on the life of Borat, he has been married several times to his own half sister. All of his wives were all related to him somehow. He has three children and seventeen grandchildren all of which keeps him busy.
He has had many jobs over the years, he was once an animal sperm catcher, an icemaker and he has been said to have worked as a Gypsy catcher. That job can’t be confirmed though. In his spare time Borat plays table tennis and loves to dance the disco. Now Borat works as a reporter for Kazakhstan TV. He travels to different countries to bring his brand of journalism to you.
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